Pink Letter

Ramblings of a bored twenty-something.

I was once a stripper named Diamond Dan.

I didn’t know this was the gif my blog always needed

(Source: stilinskis)

DIAMOND DAN

I demand that Chris Messina dance in every episode.

Mindy Kaling on The Colbert Report (September 15, 2014)

(Source: kelly-kapoor)

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

(via andikilledelevenofthem)

Day of crappy purchases and a new cat

This little kitten (ok cat, he’s about one yrs old) has been hanging outside my home for 3 weeks. He was super friendly and on the skinny side. He had an injured paw and that’s why he totally broke my heart. I figured he was abandoned.

WHO DOES THAT? SERIOUSLY? I have a German Shepherd and a cat already and can’t imagine. 

Anyhow, I took him to the vet today, he got all his shots and I burned a hole in my wallet. Now he’s indoors because he’s lethargic after the vaccinations.

I bought a separate carrier because of course. But then he hated it so that went back.

I went to Target and bought the whole store. No, just lint rollers and a cat collar. The clasp sucked and back to the store that goes.

Finally, I thought hey I’ll buy some sushi! It was terrible. I’m tired of returning shit to stores.

tl;dr The day I made bad shopping choices and got a new cat. AKA the day I became a full-fledged cat lady.